"Baby You're Not Alone"
— Darren Criss
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stevegfuckingrogers: not-to-worry—fan-not-stalker: thoroughly-hawkward: keepcalmandthunderfrost: dettsu: izzytheeverything: flagdemoness: forevahyoung-ness: eheheheh-lokid: doctordonna10: what-theface: “All the single heroes…” ALL THE SINGLE HEROES ALL THE SINGLE HEROS NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP! UP IN NEW YORK JUST THAWED OUT DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING THEY TALKED ME UP LOKI SUCKS AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes Now put your shield up! Up in New YorkJust thawed outDoin’ an Avengers thing They talked me upLoki sucksAnd Coulson is obsessed with me He up on me, he up on meDon’t pay him any attentionI’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and HulkOut doing this avenging biz If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh I got Barton in the skyRomanov the spyAnd Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air Stark flies byI’m on stand byThor brings the lightning and the thunder If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh We won’t treat him to the things of this worldJustice has been servedFreedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes itSo we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyondOh, Laufeyson Now you’re really doneIn the void, you’ll be aloneAnd like a ghost, you’ll be gone All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes Now put your shield up! Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we wantI’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement homeClint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still aliveBruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T. ^^^^^^ AN ENTIRE SONG I know this is old…but I had to.  Sorry guys.  Love Thor’s boots tho’.
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thefuuuucomics: White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks
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  • mom: do you have a boyfriend
  • me: yes
  • mom: does he exist
  • me: yes
  • mom: does he know you exist
  • me: not yet
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folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

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DEAR YAHOO

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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